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(a commonplace book belonging to Jeevs Sinclair)
Mar 08
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  • January 25, 2009, 1150 A.M.
  • SENATOR ARLEN SPECTOR (on speakerphone): Well, I’m sorry, Mr. President, but with the stimulus bill the way it is now I simply can’t give you my support.
  • OBAMA: Well, you’re going to regret this, Arlen. I’ve already got enough Republicans on board, so I don’t need you. So you think long and hard about whether you want to piss me off for a vote that won’t make any difference!
  • (button being pushed)
  • OBAMA: I tell you what, Rahm, I hope he doesn’t see through that bluff. I really need him on this.
  • SPECTOR: Uh, I’m still on.
  • OBAMA: Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
  • (button being pushed)
  • OBAMA: Hello?
  • SPECTOR: Still here.
  • OBAMA: How does this stupid phone hang up?!
  • (multiple buttons being pushed)
  • SPECTOR: Still on.
  • VICE-PRESIDENT BIDEN (on speakerphone): Hello? Did someone conference me in?